The title really happened, but fuck, neither Youtube nor Photobucket is working right now, because I have media to upload.

But yes, today, rush to TCC and I see Chrystabelle! Hi! But yes, sitting beside Wanky, and around us were Stephanie, Jocelyn, Gladys, Ferooze, Amalina, Jane, Standley, Zhi Wen, Lynne and Charli…

Damn performances.

That Malay girl who so-called sang “I Will Survive” and her voice cracked and I laughed like crazy. Stupid Naked. The only good things about Naked were Elizabeth on her instrument and Nicholas on his. Even Rina or whoever the heck she is… was just as awful. Avril wannabe. I realise no one in this Design school can sing except Jared, John, Pepper and … myself.

That Malay guy (urm.. Shafiq?) was nasal like hell. Lol. Rahimah you fat ass, literally. Rahimah gained 10 kilograms, while Marina lost 5.

The only thing I enjoyed really much was Pepper See. Standing ovation for the win!

CABUT the stupid TCC because it’s stupid. Poor everyone else, who had to suffer through 58 slides from dear Moses. And Design Canteen is FINALLY OPEN but it’s so idiotic that other schools (who have classes in the first block) are taking over our canteen. LIKE HELLO? Go back, you’re not welcome.

Jupiter to eat, then … sian of it. Saw my Figure Drawing grades, so they are, in order, B, B+, B, B. I am so consistent, I have nothing more to say. Quite pleased, I should actually say.

Later Standley, Yi Ling and I went to IKEA for discovery. I made a video of it. You should go see, seriously, after I’m done uploading it.

The IKEA restaurant amazed me… the green soup tastes very much like mushroom, the cashier asked whether I was Malay, so I said in a tone, “NO….” the pasta sucks and the meatballs taste expired like so shit man. I can give Standley’s dog to eat. I cannot appreciate Swedish food anyway. Who knew that IKEA was Swedish-based?

Later at work, it was all very GRRRR because Xiao was the Duty Manager… she extended me 45 minutes. I’m annoyed, seriously.

But surprisingly…

‘Singapore’s #1 blogger’, XIAXUE, CAME TO EAT AT CAFE CARTEL TAMPINES WITH HER (short) ANGMOH BOYFRIEND.

ARGH. LeeCheng and I were jumping around like little girls. Half of Cartel doesn’t even know who Xiaxue was. Noobs..

She popped up in front of my face, wanting to enter the restaurant, then I, in a bimbo fashion, said to Xiaxue, “I think I know who you are.” But LeeCheng asked them to queue. Wahahahaha. Poor Xiaxue.

I even kept their bills and receipts!!!! Do I sound like a stalker to you?

I tell you what Xiaxue aka Wendy Cheng Yan Yan, ordered, at Tampines Cafe Cartel at 7:51 PM.

1 Garlic Cheese and Herb Bread ($4.50)
1 Phil Chez Steak ($12.50)
1 ^Forest of Mushroom Set ($15.10)
1 ~No\Canned Mushrooms
1 ^Soup/Drink/Bread
1 Set Soup
1 Set Iced Peach Tea

Subtotal $32.10
GST 5% $1.61
Rounding -0.01
TOTAL $33.70

I was the Cashier and…

Cash $50.00
Change $16.30

I even said the most memorable stupidest thing in my life…

I said, “Who served Xiaxue icewater and bread, huh?” out loud, not realising that Xiaxue was IN FRONT OF ME (view of her back) struggling with the olive oil. Michelle was smiling mischievously at Xiaxue, watching her struggle.

Xiaxue has PINK highlights now.
And has a small star tattoo behind her ear.

So forget about Priscilla Chen, who ate at Cartel Tampines last year. FORGET ABOUT Wuzun’s father, who happens to be a regular of the restaurant. (The one and only Wuzun la, Cherine, like duh?)

Can’t believe the other customers were so nonchalant about Xiaxue’s presence. Oh, and YES, she’s definitely back from New York. She also wears big thick glasses in public to mask her identity.

Why would she, from Teban Gardens, travel to Tampines, to eat Cartel? Bizarre man.

Later, they CAME BACK at 9:58 PM to eat one 50% Tiramisu Cheese Cake….

I tried serving her bread, but she gave me that =.= look, saying she doesn’t want it. Pssshaw. Bread good what. Bread is carbs. Bread make you fat.

I think she secretly hates me. If she does, then thank God I’m not a Bangla, otherwise I’d get massacred greatly on her blog, but I did no wrong… I just said some stupid things, gave them their change, served them bread … yup.

Lewis hates Xiaxue.

Will Xiaxue blog about me? No. But that doesn’t matter, because I’m blogging about her, and I have her receipts and bills, man.

I told mummy, and she asked me whether her nose was pretty or not. ….

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WHO CARES?!?!!

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The one and only XIAXUE ate at my restaurant la, what more could I ask for!!!!