11.28.07

Twist!

Posted in Little India, justacia, mustafa at 6:23 pm by LeFu

This all happened on a Monday.

I met Standley at Bugis. He was late.
I walked around Bugis with my Four Leaves in my hand. And so we ate all over the place. And [window-]shopped. He printed for his Expressive Illustration. I danced around in public.

A cheebye thing happened: A woman dropped her IC and credit card. A businessman picked it up and passed it to us. Bitch. This woman happened to be Jaclyn Tan, born in 1988, and WHOA. CREDIT CARD. There is always a temptation when you have possession.. money that’s not yours. Aka. Parents’. Ya. You know?

In the end, we spent nothing on the credit card (oh sob) and honestly, truthfully, returned what we found, to the nearby National Library.

And I also spotted twins Grace and Joyce at Bugis Junction. [Happy birthday to them!] They are so cute and lovely like two sweet little girls. Because they are!

Little India was, like… Read the rest of this entry »

11.25.07

The best advice I could give to a virgin

Posted in condoms, gay, hiv, porn, sex, virgin at 12:41 pm by LeFu

It’s been around 1 year ever since I had my first experience of casual sex. And wow. How I hate casual sex. And the aftermath. It’s really not worth it; I tell myself. My partners were obviously very frustrated with me because I was always so ‘dao’ and had absolutely no mood for sex. Probably because deep inside, I felt guilty for committing such devious deeds.

I ask myself, “In what way do I benefit from it?”

The cold hard truth is… there IS no long-term benefits from one night stands. Other than your partner asking you to be their “regular”. But the definition of that never held strong for me. I NEVER have/had sex with another person twice. Though those “older” guys kept on pestering me non-stop.

I guess, the reason why I never was totally keen into second times, was, because, Read the rest of this entry »

11.23.07

The whole Tampines knows I Para.

Posted in ah lian, mcdonalds, para para paradise, tampines at 12:28 pm by LeFu

Don’t mind this slutty picture. OOOH FUCK IT’S SLUTTY, even for myself.

It’s the end of the block. But more on that later.

Oh my goodness. If you hadn’t read the previous incident about the Ah Lian, then please do so now.

Alright. Yesterday night, I was queueing behind some China girls at Tampines Mall’s McDonalds Dessert Kiosk. When they left, I said out loud my order, “Chocolate Milkshake.

The staff was a young guy named “Sam” or something like that. Oh goodness he’s cute. (Ok, realistically, he’s above average looking, but I have super low standards, ok…. digressing) made my milkshake for me.

I pressed the Straw pump. No straw came out. I took a dirty one that was leftover from somewhere.

Suddenly he Read the rest of this entry »

11.21.07

The Anti-Newurbanmal-ist?

Posted in ah beng, ah lian, singlish at 1:35 am by LeFu

Very funny thing happened today. While I was out shooting the TVC with Rohani (urm, not the picture above) there was this ah lian who approached me with one of the typical loitering potential ah-lian-but-still-schooling type of friend. While the both of us were adjusting the tripod and camera, she went Read the rest of this entry »

11.18.07

Standley Tan’s birthday

Posted in birthday, driving, subway at 1:18 am by LeFu

STARRING:

Standley Tan
Jayne “Bird/Penguin”(see her shirt la)
Jane
Wanky
Jocelyn
YiLing
Cameraman aka myself aka Voxy

Sorry Ferooze couldn’t make it. =(

Anyway, it was Read the rest of this entry »

11.15.07

Ayla Brown Bag Caridee English

Posted in birthday, financial management, gay, para para paradise, public speaking, xiaxue at 2:48 pm by LeFu

Damn you Nokia phone with your grainy low-light photos.
Anyway.

You, the reader, and many others, would be wondering why the hell I would wear so “formal” or in layman’s terms, “nice.” Well, it’s probably because I Read the rest of this entry »

11.11.07

A shoulder for you.

Posted in gay, moral, public speaking, subway at 12:58 am by LeFu

LOL. I’m so popular now because everyone is asking me to lunch. LMAO. This is funny.
Well. OK.

Maybe just Roseanne and Standley, but the company sounds so huge. *jolly Santa laughter*

The picture above tells us that my Public Speaking lecturer was absent on Friday. Walao. Waste of my wake up time. I woke up at 5.45 AM, arrived in school at Read the rest of this entry »

11.07.07

Graymatter

Posted in gay, para para paradise at 6:30 pm by LeFu

I heard that Jocelyn is using Eleazar as her model. I mean, who wouldn’t, right? Plus, she’s (Eleazar) so free, she even confessed to me that she slept 18 hour on 1 day.

Funny story.

When I was dancing Para midway, there was this Chinese girl with her posse waiting. I was happy happy dancing then she kept saying “Chao gay, chao gay.” Quite audible.

Whatever, right? But there is a happy ending to this.

The happy ending is: Read the rest of this entry »

I got no EXCUSE ~ fish.

Posted in Uncategorized at 2:32 pm by LeFu

Have you ever wanted to stop being gay?

Well, me?

I’m just not gay any more. It’s like. Oh. I still look at guys from here to there. But I haven’t had a relationship or a one night Read the rest of this entry »

11.03.07

Too much la.

Posted in Uncategorized at 2:01 pm by LeFu

I’m sitting across Dominic and some other Year 3s in the lab at the 6th floor and all they have to say is the word Read the rest of this entry »

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