Lesbians everywhere. Some kind of Lesbian night thing. But the upside is, I got some NewUrbanMale vouchers (first 500 attendees la, walao eh___) but I just now stupidly went to roll it. Who wants rolled NUM vouchers? 20% off undergear leh.

Some looked like boys, some looked like gay boys.

Some boys looked like butches.

But the gay boys can’t be gay.

Because the guys could be straight. OMG THIS WORLD IS SO CORRUPTED.

And there was this transsexual, a gay-boy-dancer-turned-woman-diva. Lipsyncing to “Listen” by Beyonce. Diva. Much. Oh God it’s so hard to describe in words.

You’ll never guess who else I saw at Zouk…

Naziehah, Hazwani… yes. Yes. Yes. I saw them. Lol. Are they lesbians or what. Also saw Jo and Eunice. Hmm. Well. It’s an eye-opener la. But the occasion was promoting herstory.ws and I was there, staring at how nice the interior of Zouk was. Eleven claps.

At 12 ++ AM it was dancing time. Everyone was quite shy-shy at first, but as things went on, people started going crazy.

I forgot to mention there was this (femme) contestant who poured water down her breasts. And the audience loved her. Walao eh. Machiam Paris Hilton never do before. [There's this contestant thingy la, but I'm to BHB to explain.]

I cannot dance laarrr.

I’m too Para. And no one dance Para in clubs right, that’s like so, like, totally lame. Para is just a casual daytime activity. Clubbing, is a casual NIGHTtime activity. Must dance like vampire lor, hor, hor? The only song that I could dance Para, was sadly, Tokyo Drift.

WA.

LAO.

EH.

BITCH BITCH BITCH.

Anyway.

Some bungs have such deep voices. Some femmes are so pretty and dare-I-say, straight-acting. You would never know if there was a lesbian femme in an MRT with you. Like seriously. So pretty so sweet. Why they don’t like boys?! I simply don’t get it!!!!

The lesbian world is so different from the gay world, my jaw is still dropping now. Ok, not THAT different, but hohohohohohohhoho I’m exposed to such.. things. At my sweet tender age of 18 leh.

I saw a girl kiss a girl in the dark, it was so damn romantic. Damn erotic!!

Who knew that Singapore would have so many damn lesbians!!~!!

Girls kept touching me.

NO! DON’T THINK DIRTY YET!

It’s just a physical way of saying “Excuse me” because you know club very crowded, right? Just some slight gentle push over the direction they want you to scoot to.

And me? I stared at people. Some girls with huge boobs. Dancing around like sluts. Humping each other. No penis la, nice try.

I took a few sips of dunno-what-the-fuck-alcoholic-drink it was but hey, I was still sober and I didn’t get a hangover at all. In the morning I was as fresh as a daisy. (Really.)

I was really uncomfortable with the company I was with. 3 lesbians. And 2 of them happen to be femmes and their hips were touching mine while we were dancing and it made me feel super duper awkward, can? Damn la.

I sooooo want to go clubbing again, but not to any lesbian function, TYVM. Before anybody go pour water down their body again. Aiyah. Traumatise la. The audience’s cheers were so damn fucking ra-ra ~~~ -.-